Monday, 9 December 2013
Sunday, 24 November 2013
Nice Story and funny one
Banta goes to a bar
**Banta Singh walks into a bar in London, orders 3 glasses of beer and sits
in the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.
When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and orders 3 more. The
bartender asks him, "You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the glass;
it would taste better if you buy one at a time."
Banta Singh replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in
Dubai, the other in Canada and I'm here in London.When they left home, we
promised that we'll drink this way to remember the days when we drank
together."
The bartender admits this is a nice custom and leaves it at that.
Banta Singh became a regular in the bar and would always drink the same
way. He'd order 3 Beers and drink them in turn.
One day, he came in and ordered only 2 Beers. All the other regulars
noticed and fell silent.
When he got back to the bar for the second round, the bar tender says, "I
don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my sincere
condolences on your great loss."
Banta Singh looked confused for a moment, and then he laughed.... "Oye,
there is nothing to feel sorry,"
he said. "Everyone's fine; both my brothers are alive.
The only thing is
..... I have QUIT drinking !!" **
Saturday, 23 November 2013
Thursday, 21 November 2013
Tuesday, 19 November 2013
Creator really created women with utmost care-Subhanallah
English Shayeri
You are love of others and Another one you see
Anyone Marry you, You make him dive into the sea
Let me come to you and make you feel free
Oh darling lets we marry and together jump from higher mountain to sea
Cause here iam free and think you too are very free
Lets go together and dive into the sea
We come back from sea
(Its your wish just wait and see)
Thank you
Always Yours
Shafaath Roshan
Cute Looks
Do Khaate-Peete Bailon Ki Ladaayi
Arey Bhai Yahaan Kya Chal Raha Hai,
Abey Ye Tu Kya Kar Rahaa Hai,
Usko Lag Jaayegi Sambhaal Ke Pakadna,
Tum Log Kya Dekh Rahe Ho
Tum Ko Bhi Ladna Hai Kya Isi Tarha
Idhar Hai Ki Duniya Hil Rahi Hai Aur
Tum Ho Ki Sirf Dekh Rahe Ho
Rokon Unko Please
Nahi Rok Paoge, Tum Dono Ke Beech Dabjaaoge
Arey Atleast Yeh Tum Share Tho Karo
Have A Very Very Good Morning
(Asalaam Waalekum To You All)
Monday, 18 November 2013
Saturday, 16 November 2013
Tiger with the shadow wallpaper
Amazing Wallpaper
!No Cruel thing will be done without proper
Cruel plan and cruel mind!
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Cruel plan and cruel mind!
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Monday, 11 November 2013
Intelligent Maid
+Punjabi Chutkule
Maid: What do you want, sir?
Visitor: I want to see your master.
Maid: What is your business, please?
Visitor: There is a bill...
Maid: Ah! He left yesterday for his village...
Visitor: Which I have to pay him...
Maid: And he returned this morning.
+Punjabi Chutkule
Maid: What do you want, sir?
Visitor: I want to see your master.
Maid: What is your business, please?
Visitor: There is a bill...
Maid: Ah! He left yesterday for his village...
Visitor: Which I have to pay him...
Maid: And he returned this morning.
Sunday, 10 November 2013
White Peacock-Beauty of Nature
What a beautiful bird it is!
I thought of calling it White Angel Bird after I've seen it
I have never come across a white beauty bird like this
in my life
What a beautiful and wide feathers are, feel like see it live at once
it might have been created to show something about beauty of nature of God
!!!!Subhanallah!!!!
Saturday, 9 November 2013
micheal jackson islamic last song with Lyrics
Miles away, oceans apart
never been my sight always in my heartthe love is always there it will never die
only growing stronger tears down my eye
I am thinking all the time
when the day will come
standing there before you
accept this Hajj of mine
standing in ihram, making my tawaf
drinking blessings from your well
the challenges that I have suffered
rekindles my imaan
O Allah! I am waiting for the call
praying for the day when I can be near the Kabah wall
O Allah! I am waiting for the call
praying for the day when I can be near Your Kabah wall
I feel alive and I feel strong
I can feel Islam running in my Veins
to see my Muslim brothers, their purpose all the same
greeting one another, exalting one True Name
I truly hope one day that everyone's a Muslim.
that they remember you in everything they say
standing in ihram making my tawaf, making my tawaf
drinking blessings from your well
the challenges that I have suffered
rekindles my imaan
O Allah! I am waiting for the call
praying for the day when I can be near the Kabah wall
O Allah! I am waiting for the call
praying for the day when I can be near Your Kabah wall
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Oh, God, forgive me when I whine,
The World is Mine
--------------------
Today, upon a bus, I saw a very beautiful woman,
And wished I were as beautiful.
When suddenly she rose to leave,
I saw her hobble down the aisle.
She had one leg and wore a crutch.
But as she passed, she passed a smile.
Oh, God, forgive me when I whine.
I have two legs; the world is mine.
I stopped to buy some candy,
The lad who sold it had such charm,
I talked with him, he seemed so glad,
If I were late, it'd do no harm.
And as I left, he said to me,
"I thank you, you've been so kind.
It's nice to talk with folks like you.
You see," he said, "I'm blind."
Oh, God, forgive me when I whine.
I have two eyes; the world is mine.
Later while walking down the street,
I saw a child I knew.
He stood and watched the others play,
but he did not know what to do.
I stopped a moment and then I said,
"Why don't you join them dear?"
He looked ahead without a word,
I forgot, he couldn't hear.
Oh, God, forgive me when I whine,
I have two ears; the world is mine.
With feet to take me where I'd go,
With eyes to see the sunset's glow,
With ears to hear what I'd know.
With loving family friends to enjoy life
Oh, God, forgive me when I whine,
I've been blessed indeed, the world is mine.
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If this poem makes you feel thankful,
Just forward it to your friends.
After all, it's just a simple reminder that we have so much to be thankful for!
Give the gift of love.
It never comes back empty
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Today, upon a bus, I saw a very beautiful woman,
And wished I were as beautiful.
When suddenly she rose to leave,
I saw her hobble down the aisle.
She had one leg and wore a crutch.
But as she passed, she passed a smile.
Oh, God, forgive me when I whine.
I have two legs; the world is mine.
I stopped to buy some candy,
The lad who sold it had such charm,
I talked with him, he seemed so glad,
If I were late, it'd do no harm.
And as I left, he said to me,
"I thank you, you've been so kind.
It's nice to talk with folks like you.
You see," he said, "I'm blind."
Oh, God, forgive me when I whine.
I have two eyes; the world is mine.
Later while walking down the street,
I saw a child I knew.
He stood and watched the others play,
but he did not know what to do.
I stopped a moment and then I said,
"Why don't you join them dear?"
He looked ahead without a word,
I forgot, he couldn't hear.
Oh, God, forgive me when I whine,
I have two ears; the world is mine.
With feet to take me where I'd go,
With eyes to see the sunset's glow,
With ears to hear what I'd know.
With loving family friends to enjoy life
Oh, God, forgive me when I whine,
I've been blessed indeed, the world is mine.
-------
If this poem makes you feel thankful,
Just forward it to your friends.
After all, it's just a simple reminder that we have so much to be thankful for!
Give the gift of love.
It never comes back empty
Gym - made in india
AMAZING GYM BY INDIANS
Must watch this video and comment for Indians who made us proud
Comment
Comment
Please
Frog plays cell phone game
Poor frog trying to catch ants, gets angry in the end
FUNNY- CRAZIEST FROG
Friday, 8 November 2013
Islamic-Boonaa Mohammed - Signs with english lyrics
Let me take a moment to show some kindness,
To the folks who blindness was a disease that effected the eyes alone, I promise I won't judge you, I barely know how to love you
And like fools we preach rules, but we don't even follow our own.
Everybody needs comfort,
Some people find it in this; some people find it in that
And some people just don't find it at all.
But this world is full of signs
From the moon to the stars in the sky
From the bees and the bugs, like a seed in your blood
Like a feen to a drug, makes you need to look up
And questions what's up, why you deal with this stuff?
When your spirits are crushed and you trek through the rough
But like thunder it struck, said "Be" and it was
All the signs that were sent, they finally make sense
You feel the torment, so you need to repent
When your heart is cement, it's hard as a brick
Cause your soul is worth more than the dollars and cents,
All the money in the world couldn't buy you happiness
Cause "verily, it is in the remembrance of Allah, that hearts do find rest"
And do not get it confused,
I'm not a scholar or a preacher
I'm just a regular dude, who makes mistakes too
But we are reflections true,
So I cant talk about me without talking about you
And who knew?
We would end up in a place so confused
Where little boys wanna be like little girls and little girls just wanna be abused
Where the terrorize the truth, mentally arrest the youth
Even though there is no law but Allahs' and momma didn't raise no fool.
And who knew?
That expecting the world to treat you fairy because you think you're a good person,
Would be a little like expecting a bull not to attack you because you're a vegetarian,
You can't begin to learn what you think you already know
In mans own ignorance we forgot that women once watched us grow
And before that you were a tiny ball of flesh without any bones
And before that you were just unknown, and now look behold
You have the arrogance to assume that you just made it on your own?
But what were you but a chewed piece of clot, before the grew
And who knew you would trace you ancestry back to a zoo?
You must have really come from apes with your monkey point of views
Even the devil believes in God, so what does that make you?
And it's true
Sometimes I feel like Noah preaching to a packed empty room
Nobody wanna listen until we start rolling out two by two
I'm a big fan of Abraham; never break-up from Jacob
Joseph had the kind of beauty that you couldn't find in makeup
Moses was to Pharaoh what stones are to arrows
And David to Goliath was truth is to silence
Following, Solomon I'd get down too
Contrary to popular belief, Jesus is my homeboy too.
So peace be upon the whole crew who came to teach what we never knew
Even though few caught the groove, the never turned blue
Never confused what was true even if it was a taboo
Never came for fame or praise but to praise who the prayed too
And who knew?
That an unlettered man from the middle of the desert,
Would change the whole world from darkness into heaven
You may have every title, every big shot degree
But you still can't explain: Alif-Lam-Meem
And who knew?
There would be so many views and way to explain
That he's closer to you than your jugular vein
So if you complain that God must be cruel
Can you give Allah, all that he gives to you?
From the breath that you breath, to the trees that you feed
From the eyes that you see, to the sea that you eat
If I cut you, you bleed, than you heal magically
Were the illest machines, manufactured for means.
The concepts extreme but this world is a dream,
It's not what it seems filled with lies and deceit
The truth is serene so wake up smell the deen
Praises be to He, His Oneness, Supreme
Totally unique, in no need of sleep
Not like you or me, his greatness complete
No partners, no mates, no father, no sons
No discount 3 in 1, just Allah Azwa Jal
Even the birds sing his name,
The Lord of all the worlds
Glory be to He and to Allah is our return
Islamic Song by Zain Bhikha-Give Thanks To Allah
Lets Sing this song together for Allah(S.W.T) who created us.
Allah(S.W.T) has created everything in this universe.There is no other entity in the entire universe worthy of worship besides Him.He is the All-Knowing, and All-Merciful, the Supreme, the Sovereign.Allah promises who obey Him to enter Paradise in the hereafter and warned who disobey Him against the Hell.He sent His Messengers (peace be upon them) to guide all of mankind. He sent Muhammad (pbuh) as the last Prophet and Messenger for all mankind.His book is the Holy Qur'an, the only authentic revealed book in the world that has been kept without change. Allah is with those who fear Him (keep their duty unto Him) and the good-doers.
Alhamdulillah-Thanks be to Allah
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